God it's been a while, hasn't it? Helping plan a wedding is no great shakes as I've found out these past two years, but that's not our subject for today. No, today my friends we are discussing the Cecil B. DeMille of our time, a man of such enormous talent, he can't direct anything on … Continue reading Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) Review
Before we start, I should specify that I've never watched any of the Saw movies, because torture porn really is not my thing and I tend to ignore more modern horror movies that just seem to be pointless sequel after pointless sequel. With older horror movies from the 50s all the way up to the 90s, … Continue reading Would You Rather (2012) Review
I recently had the pleasure of finally catching what was probably one of my most anticipated films of last year (thanks Netflix), the on screen version of one of the most fascinating cases of garish television in the modern age; the live suicide of Florida reporter Christine Chubbuck. Such a tragic event seemed destined for cinematic adaptation, and 2016 saw … Continue reading Christine (2016) Review
"May the Force be with you, is that how it goes? Yes, may the Force be with you." - Gar, Knights of the Old Republic Firstly, let's look at how the opening crawl sets up each game. KotOR's is as follows: Four thousand years before the rise of the Galactic Empire, the Republic verges on … Continue reading The KotOR Comparison Part 1: Beginnings
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... Drunkenness is a beautiful and sometimes necessary thing, especially when it comes to a Christmas Eve spent with perhaps one of the most interesting and frustratingly incomplete products of the entire Star Wars franchise; Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords. Developed by … Continue reading The KotOR Comparison Prologue: An Introduction
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